{"product_id":"poodle-pencil-pusher-t-shirt","title":"Pencil Pusher Poodle T-Shirt","description":"🐾 Gildan Softstyle® 64000\u003cbr\u003e🐾 Unisex fit (because your dog judges everyone equally)\u003cbr\u003e🐾 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)\u003cbr\u003e🐾 Soft, lightweight fabric (perfect for being ignored by your dog)\u003cbr\u003e🐾 Pre-shrunk (unlike your dog's personal space boundaries)\u003cbr\u003e🐾 Runs True To Size\u003cbr\u003e🐾 Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA 🇺🇸\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFor dog parents who know who's really in charge.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eObviously, it's not you. 🐾","brand":"The Snarky Pup","offers":[{"title":"Cardinal Red \/ S","offer_id":50972529918237,"sku":"27115295192777466239","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cardinal Red \/ M","offer_id":50972529951005,"sku":"26274547382361977505","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cardinal Red \/ L","offer_id":50972529983773,"sku":"24395306559668430990","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cardinal Red \/ XL","offer_id":50972530016541,"sku":"41409830589231067478","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cardinal Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":50972530049309,"sku":"18526852256330166227","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cardinal Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":50972530082077,"sku":"72174197494012326114","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ S","offer_id":50895584035101,"sku":"27449857380751495266","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ M","offer_id":50895584231709,"sku":"71118705440315250854","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ L","offer_id":50895584428317,"sku":"16217138864029733697","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ XL","offer_id":50895584624925,"sku":"20874470623603506974","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 2XL","offer_id":50895584821533,"sku":"20137348754689039442","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 3XL","offer_id":50895585018141,"sku":"62251380017246547308","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":50895584067869,"sku":"30137800881802815727","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":50895584264477,"sku":"21617059552592846995","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":50895584461085,"sku":"21951380888751785368","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":50895584657693,"sku":"12485428403506247172","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":50895584854301,"sku":"32234595331197155739","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":50895585050909,"sku":"46327667951953669306","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ S","offer_id":50895584100637,"sku":"32634232662375066510","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ M","offer_id":50895584297245,"sku":"23474927294703861943","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ L","offer_id":50895584493853,"sku":"98275616022675655351","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ XL","offer_id":50895584690461,"sku":"30959068767498875650","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ 2XL","offer_id":50895584887069,"sku":"33730255811150540346","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ 3XL","offer_id":50895585083677,"sku":"10196806664692699477","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":50895584133405,"sku":"17516109943515494312","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":50895584330013,"sku":"31325248789942099092","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":50895584526621,"sku":"12895485058146850765","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":50895584723229,"sku":"18509653031605270692","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":50895584919837,"sku":"33142882077699248577","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":50895585116445,"sku":"33514297331524366226","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ S","offer_id":50895584166173,"sku":"17177767802511123370","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ M","offer_id":50895584362781,"sku":"23405888839283411562","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ L","offer_id":50895584559389,"sku":"32613313278034327305","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ XL","offer_id":50895584755997,"sku":"18775627787768862827","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":50895584952605,"sku":"81260445723035444918","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":50895585149213,"sku":"26330830226097650858","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/1425\/0781\/files\/CARDINALRED_27770779-b538-4605-aa70-5064cef277fd.png?v=1771973311","url":"https:\/\/thesnarkypup.com\/products\/poodle-pencil-pusher-t-shirt","provider":"The Snarky Pup","version":"1.0","type":"link"}